Pointless Rambles

Hey internet viruses who all love my blog!!

Two days in a row yeah I'm on a roll yo. I figured since I'm in Mass Comm I need to start getting the hang typing quick and speaking proper English again. Nah I don't give a shit. Its 12.47 everyone's asleep and when else to blog am I right?

Let's start with camp.

Met Dinie Audrey and Stephanie before going up to the Music Box. They were all red and I was yellow. Meaning different queues to get free stuff basically! Stood behind this guy wearing a blue jacket and blue track pants thinking "How fucking tall is this guy?" So anyway I talk to him and turns out he's in the same tribe and sub-tribe as I am so HOORAH! Reuben everybodeh~~ He's the dude in the green shirt next to me in the photo below.

So we get to our seats and interact with fellow homosapiens in and around where we sat. To make things short that's how I met (in order of meeting, coz I likey to be neaty) : Aloysius (second row third from left), Louie (girl with the biggest mouth in the top row) , Sofi (next to Aloy), Rebecca (top row middle) and Fana! (girl above bald guy with ugly cap)

I basically met the others when we sat down to eat lunch and introduce ourselves. Eloise, Regine, Yi Hang, Danial, Kai and Fer!

I miss the times I actually had the persistence to type non-stop for a period of time. I'm actually kind of giving up after just realising I'm at the start of the first of three camp days and that it is 1.02am already.

Kay fuggit Im just going to summarise. The purpose of this blog is to remind myself of shit anyway.

FIRST DAY

Met the Muscans
Listened to a couple of lectures
Witnessed Shaista take off her shirt (to reveal another shirt) in front of everybody to reveal her identity as a non-freshie whilst she lied to us all along.
Went for the Amazing Race ( which kinda sucked cause we had to run and my shoes hurt my ankle so bad )
Get splashed with water at a station for doing absolutely nothing
Realize that some people dont actually know what a Storm Trooper is (Regine)
Realize that there is no freaking way to charade out the word "Trooper" to someone.
Did the algorithmic dance
Took the bus and train back home with Louie

SECOND DAY

Woke up on time but spent 15 minutes trying to put my contact lens into my left eye.
Ran for the bus
Caught the bus
Receive a tap on the back from Louie
Feel stunned at the coincidence momentarily
Slept on the bus
Feel bad for not being able to keep a conversation going.
Reach NP and meet the rest of the tribe.
Feel pissed that an SL attempted to bring Reuben and I away from Musca to another group.
Attempt to befriend some people from Volans.
Fail.
Tried to go back to Musca at every opportunity.
Realise Danial wants to be Prime Minister.
Get caught being at Musca.
Seriously pondered at the fact that I may be considered a fresh face if I had hair.
Attempt to dance.
Fail.
Go on a game session with Volans.
Still didn't talk to anybody apart from a girl from AMKSS which I had never seen before.
Wondered whether she wore spectacles.
Asked whether she wore spectacles.
She doesn't wear spectacles.
Continue to ponder how I have never seen her before.
Put a biscuit on my face and manouver my facial muscials until the biscuit entered my face hole.
Get splashed with water because I didn't know lyrics to a cheer.
Make Reuben confess that he had a girlfriend.
Confessed that I have a girlfriend.
Make Aloysius admit to having a girlfriend.
He doesn't.
Feel fed up of the awkwardness in my new group.
Self-introduced myself and attempted to get other people to introduce themselves.
Succeed, to a certain extent.
And... that's how I met Andrea and Rachel the chilli girl.
Carry a 3 metre tall flag up 8 floors.
Took many crappy photos of ourselves.
Feel somewhat proud that phone went down a line of girls all saving their contacts in it.
Realize its probably the only time that will happen in my entire life.
Club like a mad man.
Get on the back of a guy whom I have never met for 2 mins.

Hold up, I'd just like to emphasize on this point.
The conversation literally went :

RANDOM DUDE : Er hey, want to get on my back?
Me : Er, okay.
-after everything-
Both : Kay see you man.

Anyways..
Club like a mad man.
Be temporarily blind by over-excessive smoke.
Take photos with Muscans.
Go home with Danial. Oh! And meet Arabelle and Micki on the bus.

THIRD DAY

Woke up late.
Put my lens on relatively easily.
Didn't meet Louie on the bus.
Realize that the meeting time was 9 and not 9.30 through a Whatsapp conversation.
Meet good people that waited for me at the bus stop to be late with me.
LISTEN TO A SHIT LECTURE THAT LASTED A FEW HOURS.
Had an extremely hilarious Whatsapp convo which consisted of shaving and elephant testicals.
Have lunch with Muscans at mac.
Laugh at racist jokes.
Went home.

That's about it I guess.

I don't really expect anyone to read this. LOL. Ahh my decisions in life.

-Renald
Cause if I die, then I die loving you!